By Dan Allan

It’s circa 1999 and the 1st intercourse chat rooms are in complete swing. past due at evening as his relations sleeps, “Tag,” a attorney trapped within the golden handcuffs of a loveless marriage, makes his inaugural stopover at to the newly introduced Literoticus.com. He can’t think what he’s stumbled into. This freewheeling global of lonely misfits engaged in unbridled sexual intercourse is either surprising and interesting. while Tag encounters the witty, insightful, and infrequently scathing “Lisa33,” he feels a chemistry that has eluded him his complete marriage. Late-night honesty builds into sexual and emotional obsession, the sort that makes you're thinking that you're able to altering all your existence. yet what Dan Allan’s characters fail to count on is how not easy it really is to translate myth into truth. As own discontents start to intervene in this digital erotic eden, Lisa’s eager for whatever higher collides with Tag’s lack of ability to step past the bounds of his personal very slim lifestyles, and Lisa makes a heartbreaking choice.

A heartfelt, profound, and hugely unique novel that either satirizes and completely transcends the web craze, Lisa33 captures the eager for transformation via myth and brings to existence the hilarious, bizarre neighborhood of self-invented characters who step into chat rooms as a way to step out of the loneliness, worry, and sorrow of genuine life.

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"Swift, immensely a laugh first novel...Log on and sign up for the fun." -- Kirkus stories, December 15, 2003

If Jane Austen married Charles Bukowski, their child may possibly write with the wit, lust, and gumption of Dan Allan’s Lisa33 -- David Huddle, writer of

Lisa33 is an eccentric, hilarious publication and, finally, very relocating. i like it. -- Garrison Keillor

Lisa33 is ultra-sensitive, equipped for pleasure, but additionally massive -- unhappy, sizzling, hilarious, fair, frightening, and supremely, addictively interesting -- Cintra Wilson, author

The emotional frontier of web mania is the topic of lisa33, the affecting new novel by means of Dan Allan...unexpectedly thought-provoking. -- WhatzUp journal, April 15

This publication is a ask yourself. Scorchingly humorous, exceedingly clever and strangely relocating. From the hilarious starting pages i used to be hooked. -- Laura Zigman, writer of

Vivid and hilarious. Grade: A -- leisure Weekly

About the Author
Dan Allan grew up on ny, ny, and has labored generally within the software program undefined. He at present lives outdoors Boston along with his spouse and youngsters.

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