By A. Lee Martinez
Bloodier than Fried eco-friendly Tomatoes!
Funnier than The Texas Chainsaw Massacre!
Welcome to Gil's All evening Diner, the place zombie assaults are a typical prevalence and also you by no means understand what can be lurking within the freezer . . .
Duke and Earl are only passing via Rockwood county of their pick-up truck once they cease on the Diner for a fast chew to consume. They aren't making plans to stay around-until Loretta, the eatery's proprietor, bargains them $100 to maintain her zombie challenge. provided that Duke is a werewolf and Earl's a vampire, this seems to be correct up their alley.
But the shambling useless are only the end of a very spiky iceberg. turns out someone's out to force Loretta from the Diner, and greater than prepared to elevate a bit Hell on the earth if that's what it takes. prior to Duke and Earl resolve the Diner's issues, they'll run into such otherworldly issues as undead farm animals, an amorous ghost, a jailbait sorceress, and the terrifying occult energy of pig-latin.
And maybe—just maybe—the finish of the realm, too.
Gory, horny, and flat-out hilarious, Gil's All Fright Diner will tickle your funnybone—before ripping it out of its socket!
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